OPINION: If that's your best shot, well I've ducked better

  Never mind the new-look Kevin, who replaced the new-look Julia, who replaced the old-look Kevin.

I'm fed up. And had an absolute guts full. It's time people woke up to themselves and stopped being such

OPINION: Why feed a fillet when you can pluck a bloody chook?

It don't add up. It just don't add up. Again. And it's driving me crazy. So crazy that if permanently

TV is chock full of garbage. It starts with the news, where gorgeous people seem more intent on being

OPINION: Sharp shuffling of those Indonesian numbers

Would someone tell me just how many cattle Australia has been shipping north to Indonesia every year?

OPINION: It's a hot topic, but who has the answer?

Do you think the earth is really warming up? Or is it all a lot of hot air? Well for a start, my other

OPINION: Dancing queens and dopey clowns

Two things have always mystified the Whacker. They are, in no particular order: Who the hell did wardrobe

OPINION: Robbed. Ned lives on in modern business

The Whacker is becoming a voice for the people. And why not? He can spot a furphy a mile off and certainly

Have you ever wondered why the wool industry seems to spend most of its time struggling hand-to-mouth?

OPINION: Pioneering the city lifestyle

Vanity is, in most cases, a curse. But from time to time even the Whacker is more than happy to strut

OPINION: Holy crapps! When is enough is enough?

 Some time ago, in the not-too-distant past, I may have bragged how the Whacker had become a master of

OPINION: Getting blood out of the stone. Our stone of course

The Whacker has worked hard, for a long time. And has been dreaming about his retirement for almost as

OPINION: Ladies and gentlemen, have you reached a verdict?

As my loyal readers will know I have voted Labor but once in my life. And that was only for reasons of

OPINION: They call it Chinese whispers, don't they?

The old Whacker has never been one to start rumours. But that doesn't mean he's not happy to help spread

OPINION: There's bulls, rams, bigger bulls, and a lot of bull*#@t

Bull sales have always fascinated me. Not quite as much as ram sales, but in a delightfully different

OPINION: Oil-rich Qatar is really buying up the farm - our farm

The Syrians, the Egyptians, the Iraqis and Iranians might dominate the headlines as they go around blowing