OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw

The missus has been telling me for years that once a woman goes into a hospital to have a baby nothing is sacred – and there is no such thing as privacy or embarrassment anymore.

OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw OPINION: Strike me pink, it's been rubbed red raw

 

Well that may be the case. While you are younger. But let me assure you, once you start getting to the Whacker's years – and should you be a bloke like me – that claim pales into comparison.

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